愚人節(jié)英文創(chuàng)意祝福語
1.神知道你口渴，創(chuàng)造了水，神知道你餓，創(chuàng)造了米，神知道你沒有一個(gè)可愛的朋友，所以創(chuàng)造了我，然而神也知道這世上沒有笨蛋，順便創(chuàng)造了你。
God knows you are thirsty， creating a water， God knows you hungry， creating meters， God knows you have a lovely friends， so I created， but God knows no idiot in the world， the way you created.
2.有人對我說：“你聰明的象豬”我聽后便大怒�。∥沂橇私饽愕模�！這樣的侮辱！簡直太對不起豬了！
Someone said to me： ＂you＇re smart like a pig＂ I listen to bate��！ I know you��！ such an insult！ Too sorry pig！
3.唐僧帶三個(gè)徒弟稍做休息時(shí)，唐僧到豬八戒近前看后憤然道：“你這豬頭，居然還有閑情看短信息！”
Tang Seng took three disciple to slightly do the rest， Tang Seng to the pig eight quit near look after angrily： ＂you this PigHead， incredibly still have the leisure to see message�。�
4.請走到最近的電線桿前面，對著上面的野廣告大聲說“我的病有救了”
Please go to the nearest telephone pole ahead， at the top of advertisement loudly say ＂I ill be saved＂
5.昨天晚上我做了個(gè)夢，夢見你掉進(jìn)了臭糞坑，爬上后你竟說：到底是生了個(gè)好時(shí)代，連糞坑也香噴噴。
I had a dream last night， dream of you fell into a stinking cesspool， climb after you have said： what is born for a good times， even cesspit also fragrant.
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7.追你追你我追你，就象獵人追狐貍；親你親你我親你，就象老漢啃玉米。
Chase you chase you I chase you， like the hunter traced a fox； dear you dear you my dear you， just like the old man eating corn.
8.八戒遇月老問：靠！月老！為何讓我跟高家玉蘭分離。月老道：她是人，你是妖，我怕你們的孩子生出是人妖
Eight quit when asked by matchmaker matchmaker：�。� why let me tell Gaogu YuLan separation. Joking way： she is a person， you are a demon， I am afraid your children born is a hybrid
9.下班就回家的是窮鬼，9點(diǎn)回家的是酒鬼，11點(diǎn)回家的是色鬼，2-3點(diǎn)回家的是賭鬼，不回家的是野鬼！
Work on the home is poor， 9 home is a drunkard， 11 home is a sex maniac， 2-3 home is a gambler， home is a wild ghost！
10.風(fēng)流瀟灑是帥哥，一呼百應(yīng)是大哥，出租司機(jī)是的哥，看短信的是PIG.
Graceful but not showy is handsome， a hundred responses to a hundreds is the eldest brother， the taxi driver is the elder brother， see a message is PIG.
11.小明上課時(shí)總是睡覺，老師批評他：你可不可以不要睡覺！？小明回答：不行，因?yàn)槲沂翘乩?/p>
Xiaoming always sleep in class， the teacher criticized him： can you don＇t sleep��？ Xiaoming answer： No， because I＇m poor students.
12.那天看到你在超市閑逛。你把手伸進(jìn)能驗(yàn)價(jià)格的機(jī)器，結(jié)果顯示：豬蹄8元，你以為機(jī)器出了問題，把頭伸了進(jìn)去，我一看差點(diǎn)笑死：豬頭18元！
When I saw you walking around the supermarket. You can check the price reached into the machine， the results showed： pig＇s trotters 8 yuan， do you think that the machine is out of the question， put his head into it， I saw almost killing PigHead： 18 yuan！