愚人節整蠱笑話集錦(英文)

　　愚人節整蠱笑話集錦(中英文對照)

　　a guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan。

　　he asks, "what was that for?"

　　she says, "i found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'betty sue' written on it."

　　he says, "jeez, honey, 'betty sue' was the name of the horse i bet on." she shrugs and walks away。

　　three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan。

　　he asks, "what was that for?"

　　she answers, "your horse called."

　　一個家伙正在看報紙，他的妻子走到他身后，用一只煎鍋敲他的后腦勺。他問道：“這是為什么?”她說：“我在你口袋里發現了一張寫有‘betty sue’的紙條。”他說：“哎呀，親愛的，‘betty sue’是我賭的那匹馬的名字。”她聳了聳肩，走了。三天后他正在看報紙，妻子走到他身后，又用一只煎鍋敲他的后腦勺。他問：“這又是為什么?”她答道：“你的馬打電話來了。”

　　a man was hit by a cab in the street. he was brought to the hospital。

　　his wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "i think that he is very ill."

　　"i am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor。

　　hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "i"m not dead. i"m still alive."

　　"be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

　　一個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進了醫院。他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說：“我想他傷得很厲害。”

　　醫生說：“恐怕他已經死了。”

　　聽到醫生的話，這個男人轉動著頭說：“我沒死，我還活著。”

　　妻子說：“安靜，醫生比你懂得多。”

　　in the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. she explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. a wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "you are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "madam, i shall realize my lifelong ambition. sit down at that table and write 'i went through a red light' five hundred times."

　　在中西部一個大城市的交通法庭里，一位年輕女士被帶到法官面前，她由于開車闖紅燈被開了罰單。女士向法官解釋，她是一名學校老師，請求法官馬上處理她的案子，以便可以趕回去上課。法官眼中閃過一絲狡黠，說道：“你是學校的老師，對嗎?女士，我馬上要實現我畢生的愿望了。在那張桌子旁坐下，寫‘我開車闖了紅燈’500遍。”