愚人節整蠱笑話集錦(英文)
一位車上的列車員剛發出信號讓火車啟動，這時他看見一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站臺上一節打開的車廂門旁邊，跟車廂里另一位漂亮姑娘在說話。
“快點，小姐!”他喊道：“請把門關上。”
“噢，我還沒有和妹妹吻別呢。”她回答道。
“請把門關上好了，”列車員說：“其余的事由我負責。”
one day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. the city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. the city man said to the farmer," i see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?" the farmer replied," what's time to a pig?"
一天，有一個城市里的游客來到一個小鄉村，在鄉間路上開著車，想看看農莊是什么樣子，也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城里人看見一位農夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱著一頭豬，并把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的
蘋果。城里人對農夫說，"我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費時間嗎?"那位農夫回答說，"時間對豬有什么意義?"
will and bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger man. will said, “well, you know the pacific ocean ? my father's the one who dug the hole for it。”
bill wasn't impressed, “well, that's nothing. you know the dead sea ? my father's the one who killed it!”
威爾和比爾在為誰的父親更強壯而爭吵。威爾說：“喏，你知道太平洋嗎?就是我爸爸為它挖的洞。”
比爾不屑一顧：“噢，那沒什么。你知道死海嗎?那是我爸爸殺死的。”